February 2012
24 posts
Realistic Beavis and Butthead busts are terrifying
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Ever listen to too much Fleetwood Mac? The answer...
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About Me.
I’m an awful terrible person to be avoided me at all costs.
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The English Are So Nice
The English are so nice so awfully nice they are the nicest people in the world.
And what’s more, they’re very nice about being nice about your being nice as well! If you’re not nice they soon make you feel it.
Americans and French and Germans and so on they’re all very well but they’re not really nice, you know. They’re not nice in our sense of the...
Gangs
Growing up my knowledge of gangs existed purely in Saturday morning PSA’s or cartoon specials. Later it was through shows like the Sopranos. No matter how I heard about “gangs” the accounts were always fictionalized which led to me believing subconsciously that gangs were the product of the media. This was compounded by the fact that I grew up in a rich part of town. Kids at...
Stood up tonight!
By that I mean open mic stand up. It was…an experience. Didn’t get too many boo’s.
January 2012
61 posts
Daniel
I talked to a man tonight named Daniel. One of the first things he said to me was “Your mom’s name is Karen” (holy shit yes it is) he followed that with “I’m a werewolf”.
Uh-oh
“I saved the Tucson House tonight. I defeated the crips all on my own and saved the city billions of dollars…I saved the city a billion dollars, I deserve a beer” Oh...
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so I walked away and left him standing there in the moonlight- watching over nothing.
-The Great Gatsby
I’m posting a ton of quotes from The Great Gatsby, and I would try harder to limit them, but it’s just so damn good.
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So we drove on toward death through the cooling twilight
-The Great Gatsby
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For a moment a phrase tried to take shape in my mouth and my lips parted like a dumb man’s, as though there was more struggling upon them than a wisp of startled air. But they made no sound, and what I had almost remembered was uncommunicable forever.
-The Great Gatsby
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Possibly it had occurred to him that the colossal significance of that light had now vanished forever. Compared to the great distance that had separated him from Daisy it had seemed very near to her, almost touching her. It seemed as close as a star to the moon. Now it was again a green light on a dock. His count of enchanted objects had diminished by one.
-The Great Gatsby
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Involuntarily I glanced seaward- and distinguished nothing except a single green light, minute and far away
-The Great Gatsby
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Infinite Dancing Ron Swanson →
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“So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...”
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia
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